Castells the PartyGlobetrotter

Have you guys noticed that I look like a pear?
Well, at least if you ask my ex colleague who told another ex colleague of mine who told the pear herself. Honestly I think I haven't laughed this hard since I saw The Hangover, I mean.. a pear?!
"Big ass and no boobs" was her explanation to that.
If that's a pear well then I guess I am one. One fucking hot pear!
Jeez girl, give me a break sometime will ya?



Small boobs - Check √